on Wed 01 of Feb., 2012 22:04 GMT, by Alan
posts: 321
Only mutant, commie traitor enemies of the Komputor will play 5th edition! The forgotten realms will be resculpted to look like the ever popular island of [http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/4707/giantvaginaisland.jpg|Krace]] from the underground smash hit Children of the sun. 5th edition will include ninja as a playable race. Each copy of the players handbook will ship with a sd card of audio quotes by class to allow players to skip the roleplaying part by queuing up the relevant tracks freeing them up to nip to the loo or refresh their drinks before the next proper encounter.
It will be a gentlemans game from a more elegant time.
D&D 5th Edition
Only mutant, commie traitor enemies of the Komputor will play 5th edition! The forgotten realms will be resculpted to look like the ever popular island of [http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/4707/giantvaginaisland.jpg|Krace]] from the underground smash hit Children of the sun. 5th edition will include ninja as a playable race. Each copy of the players handbook will ship with a sd card of audio quotes by class to allow players to skip the roleplaying part by queuing up the relevant tracks freeing them up to nip to the loo or refresh their drinks before the next proper encounter.
It will be a gentlemans game from a more elegant time.