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The Orc and the Pie
I came across this on tumblr today, thought it might raise a chuckle here if you haven't seen it before.
Bruce
The Orc and the Pie. A classic.
Does anyone remembers “The Orc and the Pie”?
One day, at a convention, someone sort of challenged Monte Cook to write a D&D adventure there, on the spot. He did… and a legend was born.
Here it is, in it’s entirety: The Orc and the Pie.
The Orc and The Pie
The World’s Shortest (Yet Technically Complete) Adventure
by Monte Cooke
Adventure Background: An orc has a pie.
Adventure Synopsis: The PCs kill the orc and take his pie.
Adventure Hook: The PCs are hungry for pie.
Room 1: The Orc’s Pie Room
"You see an orc with a pie".
The room is 10 feet by 10 feet.
Creature: An orc.
Treasure: A pie.
Concluding the Adventure: Pie tastes good.
Further Adventures: Somewhere, there is a bakery making these good pies. Perhaps it’s guarded by more orcs.